[Fan Art] Greet the Beta

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back puff out your chest

Add some swagger to your gate or

You'll look like a masterbat-or

Fix your posture then the rest 

But I am a masterbator

We'll fix that -beat- 

All your nerdiness is ugly 

Nerd? I thought it was more of geek, but-

All your stammerings' a chore

U-Uh, shuh, uh wah?

Your ticks and figets are persistant

And your charm is non-existant

Fix your vibe then fix some more

Bu-

Bu

I-

 Bu!

Shuh-

No-

Wait!

Stop.

O-Oh everything about you is so terrible

O-Oh everything about you makes me want to die  

Jesus Christ...

So don't freak out, and don't resist

And have no doubt, if I assist

You wi-i-i-ill be more chill

First thing's first,  

Go buy a new shirt 

Wha? What's wrong with my shirt!?

Shh, it's better if you just comply

My job is to color your astethic and make you seem much less pathetic

So just step and fetch don't ask me why  

How are you with math homework? 

I'm a super computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math. 

O-Oh, everything about you is so terrible.

Everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks!

O-Oh everything about you makes me want to die 

Everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks!

O-Oh, all the people in the mall- -think you're such a slob.

You're a slob, terrible, such a slob!

O-Oh and- -I can see why

Now you, try picking a shirt That's a girl's shirt

Jerry? Uh, Jeremy...

You shop here?

Ah, yeah, all the time- Never -Never... is what I meant

Greet the beta

Uh, hey Brooke

You look sexy

I can't say that to a hot girl!

Don't smile, stare intensely

Speak like you don't care about your own death

Looking pretty sexy, Brooooke Thanks 

Is that a girl's shirt? No-!

Yes. -Yes! Repeat after me: 

I saw it in the window and I couldn't dismiss,

I saw it in the window and I couldn't dismiss...

I was dating a girl and she had a shirt just like this 

I was dating a girl and she had a shirt just like this

It's still painful!

 It's still painful...

So who was this mystery girl?

You've probably never heard of her-

Madelynn... Madelynn... WHAT!? She's Fre-he-he-nch 

She is not French She just pretends to be for attention!

Madelynn broke up with you? Yeaaaah... No I mean...

I broke up with her! I broke up with her!

Because she was cheating on me!

Because she cheating on meeeeee-! 

Hey Hamlet, Be more chill.

-Be More Chill pt 1, Be More Chill